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Sun Mar 15, 2009, 12:41 AM

I love this site officially. [link]

1. When Nero Pelexa is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
2. Two grams of Nero Pelexa provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
3. Nero Pelexa cannot jump.
4. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Nero Pelexa!
5. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Nero Pelexa is 10:1.
6. If you kiss Nero Pelexa for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Nero Pelexa.
8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Nero Pelexa!
9. Nero Pelexaolatry is the mindless worship of Nero Pelexa.
10. If you break Nero Pelexa, you will get seven years of bad luck.

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*ToonMasta Mar 15, 2009, 12:46:08 AM

X3 Exciting fun times

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*Shinolover Mar 15, 2009, 4:40:16 AM

XD Funny, that site rocks, I think I might try it out myself ^^

=Kohta-Inowa Mar 15, 2009, 8:18:06 AM

I remember when I used to fill in my characters name for these.

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*Oleatus Mar 15, 2009, 2:19:42 PM

LOL

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